Sho-Gun Girl proclaims, "Your speech does not match your words...prepare to die!"
CLANG! SWISH! SMACK! HIEEEEAAAA!
Sho-Gun Girl yells, "Crouching Tiger!" Samurai Hotrod counters with, "Hidden Dragon!"
Samurai Hotrod and Sho-Gun Girl break for some Kung-Pow Beef.
Samurai Hotrod attempts the delicate "Silly, Drunken Crane" technique.
Sho-Gun Girl simply sticks her weapon in her opponent.
CRASH! SLAP! SPARKS! SPECIAL EFFECTS!
(Thanks to Dad for the narration!)