Thursday, April 17, 2014

Why Little Man smells like cherry scented Vick's Vapor rub

Some moments you have to write down to remind yourself what life was like further down the road....

- I was just trying to make some chocolate for my girlfriends.
- It was an expensive recipe. 
- they were worth it.
- I only wanted a sneak peak.
- It was then I made my first mistake....i just wanted a sneak peek...
- remember, I am short and my refrigerator/freezer is old.
- I opened the freezer door.
- At the same time, a huge roast and my casserole dish came flying down upon me.
- I managed to catch the dish, as a wave of chocolate splashed over me, the roast, the freezer, the   
   floor, down the inside of the refrigerator....
- there was a lot of butter and coconut oil in the chocolate...
- After I had washed my roast...
- After I had scrubbed my floors....
- After I had scrubbed the fridge and freezer...
- After I had scrubbed my WHITE shirt and changed...
- Here comes Little Man....
- His eyes are watery....his face is slightly red....wait...what is smeared all over his face...
- Before I get to him I can smell the Vick's.....oh my!


After I wash him down, I had to sit for just a moment....take a breather...that was my next mistake.....

- I hear LM crying....
- I turn to see him coming....
- My eyes widen with fear....
- My little one had red liquid smeared all down the front of his shirt and his hand...
- as I approach him, I can smell the cherry candle I had burning in the bathroom...
- I know I shut that door...
- I clean him up again.
- he now smells like cherry scented Vapor Rub.

How do you get red wax out of a shirt?

I have no idea...