Wednesday, October 24, 2012

I AM NOT A REDNECK!!!!!!!

Wearing your pink fuzzy slippers, in itself,

does not make you a redneck.

Sleeping in your husband's T-shirts, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
 
Standing on the back porch while holding your newborn, in itself, does not make you a redneck.

Your newborn spitting up down your back, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
 
Your children searching for a caterpillar outside in their PJ's, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
 
 
                                            BUT..........

Standing on the backporch, in your pink fuzzy slippers, in your husband's T-shirt that you slept in, while holding your newborn who has spit up down your back, while your children are looking for caterpillars in their PJ's.........

that makes you a redneck!
 
I will not admit to being this person....

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