Wearing your pink fuzzy slippers, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
Sleeping in your husband's T-shirts, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
Standing on the back porch while holding your newborn, in itself, does not make you a redneck.
Your newborn spitting up down your back, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
Your children searching for a caterpillar outside in their PJ's, in itself,
does not make you a redneck.
BUT..........
Standing on the backporch, in your pink fuzzy slippers, in your husband's T-shirt that you slept in, while holding your newborn who has spit up down your back, while your children are looking for caterpillars in their PJ's.........
that makes you a redneck!
I will not admit to being this person....